31 October 2012

Ice Cream...


REPENT!
This is for all the grandfathers out there, and everybody else!


Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.

My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food,
and I would even thank you more
if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert.
And liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby,
I heard a woman remark,
"That's what's wrong with this country.
Kids today don't even know how to pray.
Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grand-son burst into tears and asked me,
"Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him,
an elderly gentleman approached the table.

He winked at my grand-son and said,
"I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

"Really?" my grand-son asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied.

Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added
(indicating the woman whose remark
had started this whole thing),

"Too bad she never asks God for ice cream.
A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal.
My grand-son stared at his for a moment,
and then did something I will remember the
rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word,
walked over and placed it in front of the woman.

With a big smile he told her,

"Here, this is for you.
Shove it up your ass you grouchy old bitch! "
 
Touches the heart doesn't it? 
 
~~~
 
 
Stay safe.


10 comments:

  1. LOLOL!
    You have a wonderful grandson!

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  2. Bob... A story sent to me by my former (now retired) boss. A wonderful story, if you ask me :)

    I love ice cream.

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  3. Snort, lol, not the ending I thought it was going to be, roflol. That's funny! Thanks for the morning laugh Blue.

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  4. As the grandfather of a six year old boy myself I can only stand and clap! Good boy!!!

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  5. From the mouths of babes...

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  6. Miss V... The ending kinda surprised me, too... :) It was a good one!

    Six... He did good! I have 2 grandsons, 11 and 12 years old, as well as a just turned 6 year old grand daughter. They all keep you guessing :)

    David... You never know what will come out, eh? :)

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  7. Very funny stuff. Like the blog. Thanks for your service.

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  8. B. ... It isn't what I was expecting, either :)

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