You can trust us...

Four old Italian Ladies

These four older ladies who lived in Italy always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.

One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.

Never having been, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine.

They read about "The Fountain of Youth" claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected up all they had left and sent for 4 bottles of the water.  As soon as it arrived they drank it as directed.

The rest of the story will make you a believer, because here they are today.

No...  This is true!  Really!

We have a limited supply of this water available at the incredibly low price of just $14,999.95 a bottle.

Seriously...

Hurry and order before the inventory runs out!

Make checks payable to:

"The Democratic National Committee"

You can trust us.  We would NEVER lie to you... especially about your health and well being.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I plan to get my order in quick and order a whole bunch.  I'm gonna use it to make me some Kool-Aid!  :)