The
Amish are non-violent "people!"
BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN
BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN
An
Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,
die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have s*** in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,
die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have s*** in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
That just figures, eh?
ReplyDeleteThe hog farmer should "accidently" cut the fence that borders the properties and "encourage" his hogs to run wild over the muslim property until he was "properly notified". Then he could take his time to redirect back them to his place. Land desecrated - THEY move - problem solved. Just a thought / COA.
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