To All My Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. To My Conservative Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2010.
To All My Liberal Friends:
ReplyDeletePlease accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great.
To My Conservative Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ
2010.
Oh wait...I don't have any liberal friends...
Oops! Meant "2014"!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, my Friend :)
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