Today I had to go to Lowe's. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a female driver looking for a parking space.
I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available. The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!"
Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! "Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "I saw your 'I'm Ready for Hillary' bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder."
She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me. Boy! Some people don't appreciate it when you're just trying to help them...........
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LOL...Outstanding...
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ReplyDeleteA solid 10
De Oppresso Liber
Libs just hate it when you tell them the truth, eh?
ReplyDeleteBob
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Actual LOL!
ReplyDeleteFolks,
ReplyDeleteMy middle son sent that to me yesterday. I laughed like a mad man. A good one, for sure.
Scene: local Mexican restaurant
ReplyDeleteCast: Me and at opposite table 2 college teens and mother.
Teen to mother: "Do you know why I support Bernie?"
Me, being a pest: "You're really bad at math?"
I really shouldn't have taken as much delight in their combined indignation but I did. Now that my hair is all grey I'm really enjoying the Old Coot role.
OGR... (Old Guys Rule) ;)
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