A
beautiful, curvy, woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in
Minot,
North
Dakota. The taxi driver, good old Ole, an Old Norwegian
man,
opened his eyes wide and stared at the
woman. He made no attempt to
start
the cab.
She
said to him: "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever seen
a
naked
woman before?"
Ole
said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you, dat
vould
not
be proper vair I come from".
She
said:- "Well, if you're not staring at my boob's sweetie, what
are
you
doing then?"
Ole
looked at her and said: "Vell, I am lookin and I'm lookin, and
I
am
tinking to meselfs, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping da money
to
pay
for dis ride?
~~~~~~~~
I have a 78yo buddy who is always trying to tell these Ole and Schven jokes. He tries to emulate the accents, makes the faces, and usually screws up every joke. He forgets parts of the joke, and has to start over, or backtrack frequently. We laugh our asses off everytime. He is an Uuupper originally,(Upper Peninsula Michigan), and will enjoy this one for sure. Thanks Blue. Needed something to uplift the spirit what with Hitlery and Debbie Downer in the news so much.
ReplyDeleteDo you reckon that CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, NBLSD er, NBCBS is reporting all the facts and pics of the DNC Convention or are they censoring it as usual? I know, I know. Never Mind. That's a DUMB Question.
Enjoy it while it lasts eh? Progressivess on Parade, Liberals Gone Wild, Cankle's Candied Confusion Conference, The Demoncrap Deception Diaries, The Revenge of Uncle B.S., The Dykes, who tried to stop the leaks.
I hope your friend enjoys it. Came from the lady who cuts my hair. Crazy woman. ;)
ReplyDeletePolitics in America today is a shit show. We are doomed! :)