A spaghetti love story...
For
several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her
a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
Furthermore,
if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide
child support until the child turned 18.
She
agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti'
on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments
to begin.
One
day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey,
she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The
wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.
On
the card was written:
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Spaghetti.
Three
with meatballs, two without.
Send extra
sauce
~~~~~~~
Happy Friday!
a fiver
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Wildflower
Thanks Blue, I am always needing new material!
ReplyDeleteFrom my old, retired boss. He comes through every once in awhile. :)
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