17 May 2017

Standing at the bar...

Shared with me by my old boss...


I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that? Is it because I'm Chinese?

"No," I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick"

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4 comments:

  1. Adrienne17 May, 2017 15:25

    Don't mess with my beer (or my lemonade, either)

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  2. Blue17 May, 2017 16:21

    Exactly! ;)

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  3. G.W. Long17 May, 2017 22:20

    Always wise to ask. Gain some insight in the enema uhh, errh enemy.

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  4. Grog18 May, 2017 00:29

    Chuckling, have you been to the doctor recently, Gleason? ;)

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