Preachers...

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were
really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Las Vegas
Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all
about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it
was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the
Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed but he paid no attention. He came back and laid his hands on
me again, and repeated the same thing.  Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my fucking car
had been stolen!



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