Shared with me by my old boss...
I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport
when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts
drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts
things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that? Is it because I'm Chinese?
"No," I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick"
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4 comments:
Don't mess with my beer (or my lemonade, either)
Exactly! ;)
Always wise to ask. Gain some insight in the enema uhh, errh enemy.
Chuckling, have you been to the doctor recently, Gleason? ;)
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