The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.She was a Marine
pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and
a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down, so the bottle wouldn't break.
And then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets,
She killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke,
"Then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.
What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Don't Fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking!!"
I love these touching stories!
Stay safe.
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I can so relate!
How are you feeling??
Adrienne, feeling better by the hour. :) That was wicked. Wow. I've never been cut open quite like that! Drain comes out tomorrow, I think. The staples come out in a few days. No warning, no unusual labs, no fever. Ah well. "A burlap bag full of gravel..." Thanks for asking.
Still laughing! Glad your gettin better!
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Ha! Maybe these are the sort of stories we should be translating and dropping over enemy territory:)
Hmmm for some reason only half the post can be seen. I tried reloading but still same.
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