obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?"
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk".
Stay safe.
3 comments:
Well - I've never heard that one before and it's great! Thanks...
It's new to me too. Thnks for sharing it.
Oh, GAWD, that is FUNNNEEEEEEE!!!
Sacreligious as all hell, but funny! Well, maybe not sacreligious, but I'm sure God may be tweeting me about it. LOL... thankx for the laff, Blue!
Shy III
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