HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3.Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4.Empty the Recycle Bin.
5.Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama'?'
6.Firmly Click 'YES'
GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi