"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." ~~Thomas Jefferson

"Who will protect us from those who protect us?"

Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. ~ Thomas Jefferson

"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." ~~Goethe

06 November 2014

Non-violent people...

The Amish are non-violent "people!"

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,
die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have s*** in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"


Old Bob said...

Oldie but beautie! Thanks!
On a somber note, apparently there is a Texas hog farmer who had moslems move onto the next forty, and they wanted him to move!

Blue said...

That just figures, eh?

MADDOG61 said...

The hog farmer should "accidently" cut the fence that borders the properties and "encourage" his hogs to run wild over the muslim property until he was "properly notified". Then he could take his time to redirect back them to his place. Land desecrated - THEY move - problem solved. Just a thought / COA.