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17 May 2017

Standing at the bar...

Shared with me by my old boss...


I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that? Is it because I'm Chinese?

"No," I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick"

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5 comments:

Adrienne said...

Don't mess with my beer (or my lemonade, either)

Blue said...

Exactly! ;)

Gleason Long said...

Always wise to ask. Gain some insight in the enema uhh, errh enemy.

Grog said...

Chuckling, have you been to the doctor recently, Gleason? ;)

Blue said...

:)