"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." ~~Thomas Jefferson

"Who will protect us from those who protect us?"

Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. ~ Thomas Jefferson

"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." ~~Goethe

01 December 2011

Salesman...

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted
cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a
Playboy magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mommie or daddie home?"

Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"

Stay safe.

3 comments:

Old Bob said...

HASR har hee hee nyuk nyuk lolololol!!!

Blue said...

First thought that came to my mind was that this was about my younger brother, Brian, even though he's more than 10 years old :)

Borepatch said...

HAHAHAHAHA!