"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." ~~Thomas Jefferson

"Who will protect us from those who protect us?"

Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. ~ Thomas Jefferson

"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." ~~Goethe

05 April 2013

Results...

From David P.

 Results of Full Body Scans at USA airports

The T.S.A. Disclosed the official Airport Screening Results
2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
 
I Thought you'd like to know.


Stay safe.

3 comments:

Brock Townsend said...

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.

News breaking revelation!:)

Anonymous said...

Uh , that part about ' no balls ' did that include Wasserman Shultz , Fienstein , and Boxer ?.

Blue said...

Anon... Yeah, I'm guessing it does, though they probably have something resembling bigger balls than many of the men... :)