Heh. The world is so much safer when we domestic terrorist are being monitored. I could, after all, do something radical like pray for you or bring you a casserole when you're sick. Or worse, give you some soup I put up with my WMD pressure canner. I am DANGEROUS.
Yep. Rules are for "everybody else". That would be you and me. However, if you're wearing a full length burka - go right on through - sorry if I even tried to slow you down for a security check. Oprah walks under a security rope and by-passes a security check point. No problem. A role model like NBC's (Dr)Synderman who walked among us - potentially with ebola. A news anchor or VA Director that openly lie. A "gun totin', Bible clutchin', conservative domestic terrorist" - that's me (and proud of it). Like Rick retorted when Ilse said that the Gestapo was looking for him and Sam said there was a price on his head; "I left a note in my apartment. They'll know where to find me."
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Heh. The world is so much safer when we domestic terrorist are being monitored. I could, after all, do something radical like pray for you or bring you a casserole when you're sick. Or worse, give you some soup I put up with my WMD pressure canner. I am DANGEROUS.
Excellent, Chipmunk! :)
Yep. Rules are for "everybody else". That would be you and me. However, if you're wearing a full length burka - go right on through - sorry if I even tried to slow you down for a security check. Oprah walks under a security rope and by-passes a security check point. No problem. A role model like NBC's (Dr)Synderman who walked among us - potentially with ebola. A news anchor or VA Director that openly lie. A "gun totin', Bible clutchin', conservative domestic terrorist" - that's me (and proud of it). Like Rick retorted when Ilse said that the Gestapo was looking for him and Sam said there was a price on his head; "I left a note in my apartment. They'll know where to find me."
"I left a note in my apartment. They'll know where to find me."
One of the best lines EVER. :)
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