A little humor from David P.
"If you believe the availability of guns is the problem, then you must be
ENRAGED at Obama over Operation Fast & Furious." --Daily Caller contributor
Matt K. Lewis
"If Chris Matthews could carry Barack Obama's next child,
he would." --Media Research Center's L. Brent Bozell
and Democrats stayed deadlocked over whether to cut spending or raise taxes to
save the economy. If they send us over the fiscal cliff, they will still get
paid. Their salaries are guaranteed under the Americans with No Abilities Act."
--comedian Argus Hamilton
"So people are acting pretty set on gun
control, but all their ideas are things that do nothing but pester law abiding
gun owners. ... So idea: Let's just pretend to pass gun control. The people who
most want it won't know the difference between an actual law being passed and
absolutely nothing being done, so can't we just say we passed a bunch of laws
and pretend everyone is safer? We'll call it the 'Super Deadly Gun Ban Act' and
it will ban fully-automatic bolt action shotguns and armor piercing hollow
points and any magically enchanted guns. And then all the dumb people will
cheer, 'We is safer!' So it's the same result as an 'assault weapon' ban, but no
enforcement costs and no petty intrusions on liberty. If people want useless
things done to make us all feel safer, can't we all just play along?" --humorist
Frank J. Fleming
The funniest things in life are sometimes the truest things...