"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." ~~Thomas Jefferson

"Who will protect us from those who protect us?"

Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. ~ Thomas Jefferson

"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." ~~Goethe

05 February 2014

Cut me out of your will...

A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said...

'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!' ”


Anonymous said...

Lol. Now, that's pretty damn funny.
When my oldest daughter went to work the fishing boats in Alaska to earn her college tuition, I told her two things. You will learn to like coffee and stay the hell away from Middle Eastern men. Period. She loves coffee now. She did good. She also married a career Marine. ;-)
Miss Violet

Blue said...

So she did double good. :)

Blue said...

I sent that to my brother this morning. His response?

"same thing"