A
man's life in a nutshell.........
1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend
with big Tits.
2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
3. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.
4. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
5. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. I decided to find a
girl with some real ambition.
6. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground, I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
7. I'm older and wiser now, I'm looking for a girl with big
tits
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