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"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." ~~Goethe

23 January 2012

Flying blonde...

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.
She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4"..... and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . ."
 
Stay safe.

3 comments:

Shy Wolf said...

Confucious say, "Blonde who fly upside down have crack up."

Anonymous said...

Ducks who fly upside down quack up.

Blue said...

HeHeHe.... :)