DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL...
A man was telling his buddy, "You won't
believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and
said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan,
rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my
laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.
Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the
house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me
out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she
actually said that?"
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that,
she actually said...
'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed.
We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!'
”
3 comments:
Lol. Now, that's pretty damn funny.
When my oldest daughter went to work the fishing boats in Alaska to earn her college tuition, I told her two things. You will learn to like coffee and stay the hell away from Middle Eastern men. Period. She loves coffee now. She did good. She also married a career Marine. ;-)
Miss Violet
So she did double good. :)
I sent that to my brother this morning. His response?
"same thing"
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