A beautiful, curvy, woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in Minot,
North Dakota. The taxi driver, good old Ole, an Old Norwegian man,
opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to
start the cab.
She said to him: "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever seen a
naked woman before?"
Ole said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you, dat vould
not be proper vair I come from".
She said:- "Well, if you're not staring at my boob's sweetie, what are
you doing then?"
Ole looked at her and said: "Vell, I am lookin and I'm lookin, and I
am tinking to meselfs, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping da money to
pay for dis ride?