FOUR
OLDER ITALIAN LADIES
These four older ladies who lived in
Naples, Italy, always sat outside
together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.
together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.
One month ago they pooled their money
together and bought a laptop.
Never
having been to, but having heard all about Florida, they just
happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida . They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.
happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida . They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.
They
collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water.
As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will
make you a believer, because here they are today...
As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will
make you a believer, because here they are today...
No.
This is TRUE! Really!
Would
we lie to you?
We
have a limited supply of this water available
At an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle.
At an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle.
Seriously.
HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!
Make
checks payable to:
Democratic National Committee.
Democratic National Committee.
You
can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you -
especially
about your healthcare.
~~~~~~~
4 comments:
You would think they would give hillary a drink and maybe a long soaking bath in it.
Waterboarding her with that water would be more than satisfying.
I like the whole long soak idea, fit her up with a pair of 80# bags of postmix for sandles.
You guys are good... ;)
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