"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." ~~Thomas Jefferson

"Who will protect us from those who protect us?"

Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. ~ Thomas Jefferson

"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." ~~Goethe

25 October 2012

Little Harold...

From Clem.

Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Harold 'Giving up?'

To save water Little Harold was taking a shower with his mother. He watched as his mother lathered her body with soap and finally pointed between her legs and asked, “Mommy what is that?” His mother replied, “It’s my beaver.” Little Harold replied, “Grandma’s beaver must have died.” “Why do you think Granma’s beaver died,” said his mother. “Because it’s tongue was hanging out,” replied Little Harold.


Stay safe.


Dave said...

Gramma's beaver...I'm trying really hard to think of a funny comeback. Damn...

David said...

Wait a minute...no...

Blue said...

Don't think too hard, Mr. P... There is no good comeback for that. :)