"It's All In the Delivery..."
Suddenly, a cow jumped out into the road,
the car hit it full on, and the
car came to a stop.
Nancy, in her usual
charming manner, says to the
chauffeur, "You get out and check--you were
So the chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is
it was old.
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer,"
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair
ruffled with a
big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his
bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a wonderful meal and the
daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.
just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's
and I've just killed the old cow.."
Thanks, Miss V. :)