"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." ~~Thomas Jefferson

"Who will protect us from those who protect us?"

Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. ~ Thomas Jefferson

"None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free." ~~Goethe

11 January 2014

It's all in the delivery...

"It's All In the Delivery..."

Suddenly, a cow jumped out into the road, the car hit it full on, and the
car came to a stop.
Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the
chauffeur, "You get out and check--you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead,but
it was old.
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Nancy.
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a
big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a wonderful meal and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.
"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them........
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur,
and I've just killed the old cow.."


Thanks, Miss V.  :)